I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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