Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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