How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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