Tell her she can't have a vagina
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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