So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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