# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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