I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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