Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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