I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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