I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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