just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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