I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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