Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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