I am in a vortex of obligation.
only if we run a train.
done.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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