Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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