Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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