They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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