She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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