I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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