im gay
i know
yea but for you.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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