Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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