just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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