I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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