dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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