drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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