# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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