All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
A+ Viking dick
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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