i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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