I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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