so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
worst night to have a conscience
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There r osticjed everywhere
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
