So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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