i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
that may or may not have been my penis.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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