Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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