Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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