All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I pour the whiskey from now on
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
