"it" just moved
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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