I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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