Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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