are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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