ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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