You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My life is pants optional.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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