btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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