i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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