I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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