Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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