sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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