I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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