I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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