You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Someone shit on the floor
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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