I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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