So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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