So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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